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- Read Some Things That Rule!

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- I Absolutely Adore Credit Card Transactions.

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If you have 7 minutes and 43 seconds to spare today, please: Use it to watch this.

I’m half tempted to never post on this blog ever again just to make sure Keyboard Cat always stays at the top.

Don’t talk like a wrestler, don’t talk like a wrestler, don’t talk like a wrestler, don’t DAMN IT!

Thanks, PooTrap.

25 years well spent.

Ironically enough, 14 people died on the set of this film.

So that’s his secret.

Plot synopsis from IMDB:

Two drug enforcement agents are killed on a private Hawaiian island. Donna and Taryn, two operatives for The Agency, accidentally intercept a delivery of diamonds intended for drug lord Seth Romero, who takes exception and tries to get them back. Soon other Agency operatives get involved, and a full-scale fight to the finish ensues, complicated here and there by an escaped snake made deadly by Toxic Waste! Written by Ed Sutton {esutton@mindspring.com}

Drug lords, diamonds, AND a mutant snake?! Stop digging, Sutton – you already hit gold!

Being able to contact the guy who wrote it via email gives it a nice, personal touch, too. You don’t see that much with movies these days.

Don’t we all, buddy… don’t we all.