The Best Of Hypocritical Mass
Thursday July 08th 2010, 8:00 am
Filed under: internet crap

Shows That Would Exist If I Had My Own Television Network.

How Slayer Is Celebrating The National Day Of Slayer.

Fuzzy Math & More Fuzzy Math.

An Interview With An Actual, Real Life Wizard (Who Made Ten Unicorns).

An Interview With Al Cabino: Sneaker Activist.

An Interview With A Guy Who Spent An Unbelievable Amount Of Time, Money, And Energy To Track Down Lane Meyer’s Camaro From Better Off Dead.

The Worst Marketing Campaign Of All Time.

The Lockhorns Aren’t As Funny As They Used To Be.

Read Some Things That Rule!

Read Some Things That Suck!

I Absolutely Adore Credit Card Transactions.

The Best Patents Of All Time.

An Open Letter To The Internet Perverts Who Continually Wind Up On My Website By Searching Google For Strange And Filthy Things.

Six Failed Palindromes.

Notes On Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Junior.

It Came From Carrot Top’s Prop Closet.

Just A Juggalo.

How I Would Attempt To Cure Infectious Diseases If The Entire History Of Medicine Were Somehow Forgotten And People Started Asking Me To Treat Their Maladies For Some Reason.

Seven Awesome Animals.

Watch Some Cartoons!

Watch Some Videos!

Love Story.
Thursday May 14th 2009, 11:43 am
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If you have 7 minutes and 43 seconds to spare today, please: Use it to watch this.

Keyboard Cat.
Friday May 08th 2009, 2:46 pm
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I’m half tempted to never post on this blog ever again just to make sure Keyboard Cat always stays at the top.

Don’t Talk Like A Wrestler.
Wednesday April 29th 2009, 4:52 pm
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Don’t talk like a wrestler, don’t talk like a wrestler, don’t talk like a wrestler, don’t DAMN IT!

The Dog Poo Will Not Bother You Forever.
Tuesday April 21st 2009, 11:53 am
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Thanks, PooTrap.

Now That’s What I Call A Business Card.
Monday April 13th 2009, 11:39 am
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25 years well spent.

Safety First.
Friday April 10th 2009, 4:37 pm
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Ironically enough, 14 people died on the set of this film.

Explosive Calves.
Wednesday April 08th 2009, 9:27 pm
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So that’s his secret.

Hard Ticket To Hawaii.
Wednesday April 08th 2009, 12:48 am
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Plot synopsis from IMDB:

Two drug enforcement agents are killed on a private Hawaiian island. Donna and Taryn, two operatives for The Agency, accidentally intercept a delivery of diamonds intended for drug lord Seth Romero, who takes exception and tries to get them back. Soon other Agency operatives get involved, and a full-scale fight to the finish ensues, complicated here and there by an escaped snake made deadly by Toxic Waste! Written by Ed Sutton {esutton@mindspring.com}

Drug lords, diamonds, AND a mutant snake?! Stop digging, Sutton – you already hit gold!

Being able to contact the guy who wrote it via email gives it a nice, personal touch, too. You don’t see that much with movies these days.

I Just Love 30 Rock.
Monday April 06th 2009, 2:44 pm
Filed under: internet crap

Don’t we all, buddy… don’t we all.