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An Open Letter To The Internet Perverts Who Continually Wind Up On My Website By Searching Google For Strange And Filthy Things.
Wednesday March 07th 2007, 11:49 am
Filed under: internet crap,porn,stupidity

Dear Internet Perverts Who Continually Wind Up On My Website By Searching Google For Strange And Filthy Things,

I’m afraid there’s been some sort of misunderstanding. Although you have ended up on my website in the last month by searching for the following, I regret to inform you that I do not have any pictures or videos of:

– pamela and tommy fucking
– free nude pics johnny depp
– pussy plundering movies
– photoshop pussy brushes
– sexiest prostitute
– stupid maid porn
– hairy men
– japanese mass fucking video
– remote control wife bigger boobs
– big nigerian dick porn
– goldie hawn crotch shots
– huge naked tits free pics
– hot hipsters naked
– sexy notary
– honeymoon fucking
– photo fuking oldest man
– twentysomething girls porn blowjobs
– girls depantsed video
– tight pants condi
– big boobs bouncing in slow motion
– britney naked and desperate
– george w bush naked pics

Hopefully this will clear up some of the confusion. Oh – and if you find that “remote control wife bigger boobs” thing, let me know. I’d kind of like to see that.


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