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Shows That Would Exist If I Had My Own Television Network.
Monday April 24th 2006, 8:53 am
Filed under: lists,photoshop fun

TITLE: Celebrity Smelting
FORMAT: Reality
TIME: 30 minutes
SYNOPSIS: Every week, a different celebrity is locked inside of a foundry and given 24 hours to figure out all applicable production processes for manufacturing screws and bolts. If they fail, the celebrity must plunge their hands into a vat of molten steel.
BUDGET: 40 billion dollars.

TITLE: Supermarket Sweeps Extreme
FORMAT: Gameshow
TIME: 30 minutes
SYNOPSIS: Supermarket Sweep… with weapons.
BUDGET: A gazillion dollars.

TITLE: Maritime Fantasy
FORMAT: Drama
TIME: 1 hour
SYNOPSIS: A wizard, a respectable black man, and a cartoon dragon DJ fight crime. They also live together on a boat for some reason.
BUDGET: 700 trillion dollars.

TITLE: Shark Out Of Water
FORMAT: Sitcom
TIME: As long as it takes.
SYNOPSIS: Through a long and complicated series of events, a shark becomes an astronaut.
BUDGET: Whole lotta skrilla.


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