This awesome thread on Ask Metafilter serves to both answer the nagging question we’ve all grappled with at one time or another (how can I best crash a fancy party in the style of James Bond?) and to remind me why I love the internet.
It’s sitting in its nest doing absolutely nothing. Sometimes it looks at me. Yeah, it’s majestic and all, but is majesty really enough on its own? Apparently it is considering I’ve been watching this majestic-as-fuck eagle do jack squat for the past twenty minutes.
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Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn’t it?
Yeah, I know. Your significant other is a handful. Between dinner dates, meeting the family, birthdays and anniversaries, you don’t even have time to just sit and bask in the bliss of togetherness anymore, and hey, wasn’t that what you got together for in the first place? For a mere $6500 you can skip all that and get down to business. Sure, sometimes you might have to tighten her jaw with a Phillips-head screwdriver, and yeah, you have to use something called a “neck hook” to “use” her in a standing position, but relationships are all about compromise, right?
You’re bound to hit some bumps on the road to happiness, though. It happens. Luckily, Harpers has you covered.
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Pounced.org is a personals site for furries. You know – those very special people who like to dress up like animals (and oftentimes animals that don’t even exist) at hotel conventions.
Yucky.
Here is an article my cousin Adam wrote about his experience going on Geraldo to talk about Indigo Children.
Running around New York for a week made me forget what the internet is all about. Luckily, all it took was a Ziggy Stardust comic book to bring it all back.
A radio documentary I made a while back called “A Word To Our Players” is featured in Episode 3 of a very cool podcast called The Radio Project among various other cool stuff. Special thanks to Kyle Klipowicz for including it. Check it out.
Screw Bonsai Kittens – that shit was fake and you knew it all along anyway, but THIS. Whoa. That’s some next-level awfulness. Here’s a little sample:
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I’m deaf mother with 4 children. Salvation Army have no fund for rental assitance until April 2006. Right now, we are at shelter only for 30 days to stay. I need a rental assitance for rent house or rent apt before January 1st 2006. Please. Don’t put us on the street, again. I never ask my parents or friends for help. I’m idependence and depend on God and hope Angel will come to me for rental assitance and need furntuires, 4 bikes, computer, and large 1 tv set, that’s all. Help us will be great!! God bless you always. There’s never focus on deaf mother or deaf people’s need in my hometown. I have hard time, but very great patience. Text message me at 704.345.8205. Thank again.
Yeesh. It’s nice to know there’s no shortage of real, actual misery in the world. None of this I-hate-my-job-I-just-want-to-do-something-creative crap. Real, tangible human suffering. Speaking of which, hey, you know that bitch at the bar? You know – the really well dressed one who’s always making shitty faces? She’s been talking shit about you. Swear to god. Yeah, I know – she is a cunt. Fuck – I thought I ordered this burrito with no cilantro. I did, didn’t I?
I spent all week poking around on the internet, looking for something that rules. Then all of the sudden, at 5 o’clock on a Friday, I stumble across a video of dogs moving really slowly to pulsating dance music. Someone is looking after me. Thank you, whoever you are.
slow dogs (via WFMU’s Beware of the Blog)