Dear People Who Put This Bumper Sticker On Their Cars:

I’m pretty sure pulling to the right for sirens and lights is LEGALLY REQUIRED in this country. Even if it’s not a law, isn’t it common sense to let a 100 mph ambulance pass you? Particularly considering the possibility that there’s a dying person bleeding out inside of it? Is this really something you want to be bragging about on a bumper sticker?

Get off your high horse, people who put this bumper sticker on their cars. We get that you’re good people and all, but it kind of loses its “oomph” factor when you’re LEGALLY OBLIGATED TO DO SO.