Here's a list of things I've done in the past four days:

– Walked through central park.

– Ate a cheeseburger at the Seinfeld diner.

– Went to the bathroom at Columbia University.

– Ate soup dumplings. – Peed on the roof of a warehouse in Brooklyn.

– Walked about a thousand miles in Manhattan and saw like a gazillion famous places where you can buy souvenirs.

– Saw CBGB's. Shrugged.

– Saw the firehouse from Ghostbusters. Was like "whoa."

– Played a shitload of video games at a weird little arcade in Chinatown.

– Bought dead mexican jumping beans for a dollar.

– Got wasted.

– Saw a black guy dressed up like the Statue of Liberty almost beat the shit out of a bunch of gangbangers on BMX bikes.

– Took a "stress test" at the Church of Scientology.

– Laughed at the Church of Scientology people.

– A bunch of other stuff.

Five days to go. Seriously – This city kinda rules.