I think you missed the point, guy. The whole “Calvin Pissing” thing kind of loses its luster when Calvin is just… well… hmm. How can I put this? He’s supposed to be pissing on something. That’s the deal. You can’t just throw a Pissing Calvin on your minivan and expect people to think you’re a badass. Even if you throw two of them on there on either side of your Toyota symbol it’s not gonna do anything. Are you leaving it open-ended until you figure out what you hate? Do you hate your Toyota and the Calvin is supposed to be pissing on its logo? If so, what’s the other one doing there? Is he just backing dude up? You haven’t thought this through at all, have you? You saw other people with stickers on their cars and you were like “Hmm – I guess I should put some stickers on my car, too. Well congrats – you now have stickers on your car and they don’t make any sense. And yet still, somehow, your nonsensical Calvin Pissing stickers rule. How about that?
Things That Rule: Nonsensical “Calvin Pissing” Stickers.

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