I went up to my parents’ house last night and ended up digging through a huge bin full of old pictures for a while. I came across some gems. Two of them were scan-worthy. Here they are.

See that guy on the right? That’s Sam Geskin. He was a junk collector in Chicago. He was also a raging alcoholic. The guy on the left is Julius Geskin, who owned a chicken farm in Iowa.

I don’t know who these people are. All I know is that I’m related to them and that they’re almost painfully ugly. Check out the one on the left. Ouch.

These are my people.