Whether you are an avid collector of sex scandal memorabilia or just a regular guy in need of a used massage table, you’re going to have a hell of a time passing up this eBay auction. The fact that Mike Jones will autograph the table on request is the icing on the cake – particularly if you collect male homosexual prostitute autographs. Which you know you do.

Reminded me of an awesome article in Harpers that I read a while back.

(via bb)