– Tinky Winky Doo!

– I Can’t Come Until… THIRTEEN O’CLOCK!

– TEP On It!

– Karen’s Not Here Right Now… She’s… DEAD?!

– I Guess We’re Just… SKYDIVIN’ ON A MILKBONE!

– See You Next THUMBER!

– Bats! So Many Fucking Bats!

– She Probably… HAS BALL CANCER!

– She Probably Likes… DINOSAUR JR!

– Yeah, Whatever – She… Probably… EATS PINECONES!

– CHUMBAWAMBA DUMBAHUMBA!

– Sleeky Peeky Teeky!

– KASHMITCHA VAPITCHA!

– TIMMAY! (Not The Retarded South Park Character – A Different One.)

– I Had Sex Last Night In The Backseat Of A Bar – NO, WAIT! I MEANT CAR! HA HA HA HA HA HA!