Sometimes I just can’t help myself. Every once in a while I have to let my hair down, and this morning is one of those times. So hey, dorks: turn off TV On The Radio (you know you don’t even really like them anyway), put down the Bukowski (hip lit is a fucking oxymoron) and just chill. Oh – and then listen to a bunch of really shitty video game voiceovers at Audio Atrocities. Through a combination of bad English and selecting programmers and secretaries as voice talent, video game companies have managed to produce some of the most unbelievably awful dialogue I’ve ever heard, and I’ve seen Zardoz, so that says something. Check out Last Alert and Deep Fear and you’ll see what I mean. But be warned: if you laugh at any of this shit, even just a little, you probably won’t score for a long, long time.