“Well I’ll be a son of a … Larry! You old salty dog, you! How the hell have you been? Wow! That’s great to hear! Really? Married? No shit… that’s crazy. It’s been a while, hasn’t it? Geez. Oh… wow. Sorry to hear that, Larry. 47 days without a drink? Can you imagine us going that long back in college? No, no… I know. Well, you know what they say about the road to recovery. 12 steps and all that… How’s things otherwise? Oh… cool, cool. How IS the automated parking meter industry these days? I’ve always wondered about that. I keep seeing more and more of those, umm… what do you call it? The kind where there’s just one parking meter for the whole block. Crazy. Anyway, hey, I gotta get going, man. Yeah… I got some stuff I gotta go take care of. But hey, listen, man… we should totally hang out sometime.” Yeah, right. “We should totally hang out sometime” totally fucking sucks!