That was the best thing ever. You opened the box and counted seven. Could that be right? You counted them again. Seven. You snapped the box closed and looked around casually, playing it cool. You were pulling the ultimate scam. You looked at the guy behind the counter, then quickly looked away. You opened up the the little package of barbeque sauce (or sweet & sour if you were a little precocious), dunked one in, and ate it. The evidence was gone and you were still left with six totally unscathed, totally delicious McNuggets. Then one of them had one of those weird cartilaginous tooth thingees in it and fucked everything up, but still – at least you got an extra one for free. Does this even happen anymore? Do kids still occasionally get an extra McNugget in their 6 piece, or do they have robots that count the McNuggets now? If they do it’s a real bummer since, you know, the extra Chicken McNugget totally RULES.