So I have good news and I have bad news. The good news is that I’m being published in a new book called The Very Best Weblog Writing Ever. It features submissions by me and a bunch of other people I’ve never met, but I’m pretty sure that’s how the internet works anyway, so that’s not really a negative at all.

But now for the bad news: you’re gonna have to part with fifteen of your hard earned dollars to buy one. This is compulsory, and yeah, that makes me feel kind of bad, but fifteen bucks isn’t really that bad for a book you will cherish forever, something that will actually exist and sit on your bookshelf, something that you’ll have to pack up in a cardboard box every time you move unlike this ephemeral, web-based clusterfuck of apathy and HTML tags. I guess what I’m saying is they’re taking pre-orders so click the picture and buy the book alredy.