Through hard work and dedication, a stupid picture I photoshopped is currently semi-prominently featured in Cracked.com’s “Don Rickles Speaks!” photoshop contest. If you’re reading this, mom, stop crying. I’ve finally made it. Next stop: coke binge with Kate Moss followed by a vicious downward spiral followed by a gut-wrenching tell-all autobiography.

Be sure to catch the E! True Hollywood Story.

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