So I’m doing a google image search for “quicksand” – we’ve all been there, haven’t we? – when I stumble across this picture:

Obviously, I had to check it out. You know – for the blog. Yeah.

CarStuckGirls.com describes itself as the premiere place on the web to see “sexy young girls who got stuck hopeless with their car, jeep, suv or van in mud, snow, sand, clay or wet gras [sic]. See Pedal Pumping with sweet muddy feet, barefoot or with boots, pantyhose, pumps, high-heels, riding boots, sneakers or buffalos. Our cute girls try to rock, push and tow the car out of the mud. So when you like spinning tires and love to see a girl who stuck in the mud [sic] or maybe a muddy catfight – Then you are right here [sic?], because we are the experts for carstuck and Pedal Pumping videos!”

So what can I say that they haven’t already? Let’s see – ooh, I’ve got it!

This is completely fucking deranged.