For some reason, if you do a google image search for “realdoll” (you know – these things (way NSFW)) Hypocritical Mass is the first hit. I’m pretty sure it’s because of this post, but still – I’m getting a disturbing amount of web traffic from people searching for pictures of $6000 fuck dolls. Weird.
On a similar note, here’s a 46-minute-long documentary about Real Dolls and the owners that love them. NSFW again… unless you work in the Real Doll factory, I guess.
Then watch this video of horses playing with balls! No, seriously. Do it right now.
This is pretty much the best thing ever… as long as you have the sound on. If you don’t it’s completely worthless.
But don’t you think it’s a little strange that the first hit for “suck the chrome off a bumper” is a page on the Department of Justice’s website?
They get pissed and leave comments like this one.
Furries might link to it on one of their weird forums.
Last week I posted something about how John Walsh’s son was abducted from a Sears and how, you know, hey, maybe that was what inspired him to start America’s Most Wanted. Apparently that is exactly what happened and everyone in the entire world knew that except me. So hey – sorry for not knowing everything in the entire world about John Walsh, okay?
Some dude has a website about unusual screws.
Stop the internet, I wanna get off.
(via bb)
Best Scenes From “The Wicker Man”
great – now i have to rent this piece of shit.
Big-Boobed Einstein
i love michael kupperman.
Baby vs. Cobra
the cobra’s mouth is sewn shut. my friend brian thinks that makes this “boring.”
Hackley School Smells Like Teen Spirit
she is really serious about this band. her drummer and guitarist are scared shitless of her.
Double Dribble Penetration
i’m a sucker for pretty much any news slip-up.
Pretty Ricky – Late Night Special
i don’t know why these guys are humping that ottoman, but i do know that they’re doing a damn good job of it.
Family Guy Street Fighter
this dude needs a job.
The ABC’s of Sex Education for Trainables
it’s long, but it may actually be the best thing on the internet.
Gwar on Joan Rivers
basically the best thing ever… or maybe just in the last 2 weeks.
Guy Catches Glasses With Face
why are there so many videos like this on the internet lately? who the hell are these guys doing shit like this?
The Killer Tortoise
this is adorable.
Full Metal Jacket for Wii
i would play this game.
I made a mashup.
[gv data=”nNFKw7HmWlo”][/gv]
(edit: they removed it. jerks.)