This Just In (Like 70 Years Ago): John Dillinger Didn’t Have A Huge Wang But A Bunch Of People Thought He Did.

In our increasingly media-savvy (not to mention human anatomy-savvy) culture, could this mistake ever be repeated again? When we catch Osama Bin Laden (yeah right) and autopsy photos inevitably get leaked, is there any chance that a rigor mortis-stiffened arm could possibly be mistaken for a 2-foot-long wang? Did anyone watching the videos of Saddam Hussein being hung think it was a double entendre? I think not, but I would love to be proven wrong on this one.
Click the image for the full story if you haven’t already. Oh, and if anyone has a clip of the Wonder Years episode where Kevin Arnold and his friends apparently talk about John Dillinger’s legendary penis, please let me know.
(thanks Joel!)
There’s A Weird Mural Right By My House.
Saturday May 12th 2007, 12:27 pm
Filed under:
art,
bizarre
It looks like this (click for full image):
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The white guy looks really bummed out about whatever the black guy is about to say.
This Just In: Stoned Cop Accidentally Ruins His Own Life.
Ever wonder what it might sound like if a cop ate a shitload of really potent pot brownies, got so stoned he became convinced that he and his wife were both dying, then called 911 for an ambulance? Wonder no more!
[audio:http://www.hypocriticalmass.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/0510potcop_freep.mp3]
More info available here, although I have no idea what more information you could possibly need on this one.
(via mefi)
Weird Mail.
Monday May 07th 2007, 4:47 pm
Filed under:
bizarre,
mail
I received a letter today enclosed in a normal envelope with no return address. It included the following:


I’m pretty sure somebody is trying to kill me. Anybody have any ideas as to what the hell is going on here?
Oh, The Humanity… In 3D!
See, this is what I love about the internet. You’re just sitting there, minding your own business, and then someone says “check this out.” Next thing you know you’re looking through a gallery of stereoscopic images of zeppelin crashes. Personal favorite here.
(via mefi)
What’s She Doing?!
I was driving home from work yesterday and went past this woman… doing something. She was dressed kind of like a hippie and she was standing next to a car covered in Hebrew bumper stickers. The Hebrew bumper stickers made me think that maybe she was Hasidic or something, but can Hasidic women dress like hippies? I don’t get it.
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Something About Elvis I Inexplicably Forgot To Mention.
Monday April 16th 2007, 3:52 pm
Filed under:
bizarre
He owned these.

Cyborg Dragons Fighting In The Middle Ages.
Kenneth Eng (aka “God of the Universe”) is at it again! It goes without saying that the guy is a total moron, but this interview is kind of awesome.
(Thanks, Justin!)
(previously)
The Apocolypse Is Nigh.
Friday March 30th 2007, 11:36 am
Filed under:
bizarre,
news
If this happened to me I would be really pissed. Then terrified. Then pissed again.
Video here.