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This Just In (Like 70 Years Ago): John Dillinger Didn’t Have A Huge Wang But A Bunch Of People Thought He Did.
Thursday May 31st 2007, 12:34 pm
Filed under: bizarre,brain exploders,chicago,media,old timey stuff

In our increasingly media-savvy (not to mention human anatomy-savvy) culture, could this mistake ever be repeated again? When we catch Osama Bin Laden (yeah right) and autopsy photos inevitably get leaked, is there any chance that a rigor mortis-stiffened arm could possibly be mistaken for a 2-foot-long wang? Did anyone watching the videos of Saddam Hussein being hung think it was a double entendre? I think not, but I would love to be proven wrong on this one.

Click the image for the full story if you haven’t already. Oh, and if anyone has a clip of the Wonder Years episode where Kevin Arnold and his friends apparently talk about John Dillinger’s legendary penis, please let me know.

(thanks Joel!)



The Most Boring Website Of All Time.
Monday May 28th 2007, 3:03 pm
Filed under: bizarre,brain exploders,internet crap,stupidity

Some dude has a website about unusual screws.

Stop the internet, I wanna get off.

(via bb)



There’s A Weird Mural Right By My House.
Saturday May 12th 2007, 12:27 pm
Filed under: art,bizarre

It looks like this (click for full image):

The white guy looks really bummed out about whatever the black guy is about to say.



This Just In: Stoned Cop Accidentally Ruins His Own Life.
Thursday May 10th 2007, 3:20 pm
Filed under: bizarre,news,stupidity,things that rule

Ever wonder what it might sound like if a cop ate a shitload of really potent pot brownies, got so stoned he became convinced that he and his wife were both dying, then called 911 for an ambulance? Wonder no more!

[audio:http://www.hypocriticalmass.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/0510potcop_freep.mp3]

More info available here, although I have no idea what more information you could possibly need on this one.

(via mefi)



Weird Mail.
Monday May 07th 2007, 4:47 pm
Filed under: bizarre,mail

I received a letter today enclosed in a normal envelope with no return address. It included the following:

I’m pretty sure somebody is trying to kill me. Anybody have any ideas as to what the hell is going on here?



Oh, The Humanity… In 3D!
Thursday April 26th 2007, 11:42 am
Filed under: art,bizarre,old timey stuff,things that rule

See, this is what I love about the internet. You’re just sitting there, minding your own business, and then someone says “check this out.” Next thing you know you’re looking through a gallery of stereoscopic images of zeppelin crashes. Personal favorite here.

(via mefi)



What’s She Doing?!
Tuesday April 17th 2007, 10:57 am
Filed under: bizarre,polls,videos

I was driving home from work yesterday and went past this woman… doing something. She was dressed kind of like a hippie and she was standing next to a car covered in Hebrew bumper stickers. The Hebrew bumper stickers made me think that maybe she was Hasidic or something, but can Hasidic women dress like hippies? I don’t get it.

[gv data=”gfyOAKqV4Xw”][/gv]

[poll=7]



Something About Elvis I Inexplicably Forgot To Mention.
Monday April 16th 2007, 3:52 pm
Filed under: bizarre

He owned these.



Cyborg Dragons Fighting In The Middle Ages.
Tuesday April 03rd 2007, 1:45 pm
Filed under: bizarre,brain exploders,interviews,stupidity

Kenneth Eng (aka “God of the Universe”) is at it again! It goes without saying that the guy is a total moron, but this interview is kind of awesome.

(Thanks, Justin!)

(previously)



The Apocolypse Is Nigh.
Friday March 30th 2007, 11:36 am
Filed under: bizarre,news

If this happened to me I would be really pissed. Then terrified. Then pissed again.

Video here.