Name: Patrick
From: Buffalo, NY
What Happened: "Blah blah blah I'm really fucking serious about singing and the 'entertainment industry' and look at my fancy pretty hair blah blah blah."

Seriously-you gotta hear this douche to believe it.

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Name: Erica
From: Chicago
What Happened: "They said they were looking for original voices. They wanted to give me another chance to sing, but the guy said there were too many people behind us."

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Name: Erica
From: Chicago
What Happened: "They said they were looking for original voices. They wanted to give me another chance to sing, but the guy said there were too many people behind us."

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Name: Random Psycho
From: Jesusland
What Happened: I have no idea. You can actually hear her starting to sing toward the end of the first clip. All I know is this chick grabbed the mic and sang so loud my head blew the fuck up all over the place. Literally.

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