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Where I’ve Been, Where I’m Going.
Tuesday October 16th 2007,
Filed under: internet crap, news

As you’ve probably noticed, things have been awful quiet around these parts. I took a little break in late August that I couldn’t bring myself to end, but then I got an interesting offer: blogging on a regular basis for the recently-redesigned Cracked.com. Part of that redesign includes a new group blog, and I’ll be writing there Monday through Friday for the foreseeable future.

So what about Hypocritical Mass? I think that for the time being, HM is going to be a place for things that don’t fit in at the Cracked Blog. Open letters to abstract concepts, obituaries for people I’ve never heard of, interviews with lunatics… all that good stuff.

I’ll admit it, though: My schedule is not going to let me post here anywhere close to daily. There will definitely be new posts to look out for, though, so be sure to check back occasionally. In the meantime, go check out the Cracked Blog, leave lots of comments and click on all of the banner ads. You’ll probably win a free iPod!

(edit: apparently the direct link to the Cracked Blog doesn’t work. Just click “Blog” on the error page until they get that fixed.)



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Friday July 27th 2007,
Filed under: news, brain exploders, stupidity


Things That Suck: Weekly World News Is Over.
Tuesday July 24th 2007,
Filed under: news, things that suck, media, eulogies


This Just In: World’s Tallest Man Meets Fairly Short Man For No Reason Whatsoever, Shakes His Hand In Front Of Photographers.
Friday July 13th 2007,
Filed under: internet crap, news, brain exploders, bizarre


To Err Is Stupid.
Thursday July 05th 2007,
Filed under: news, stupidity


Bob Evans Was A Real Guy.
Friday June 22nd 2007,
Filed under: news, eulogies


This Just In: Stoned Cop Accidentally Ruins His Own Life.
Thursday May 10th 2007,
Filed under: news, things that rule, bizarre, stupidity


What Vegans Do.
Friday May 04th 2007,
Filed under: news, brain exploders, stupidity


Being Married To The Sea Just Got That Much Easier.
Wednesday April 25th 2007,
Filed under: news, brain exploders


Kasper Hauser Parodies TAL Again. Also, Something Else Completely Unrelated.
Monday April 16th 2007,
Filed under: internet crap, news, media