That CTU Agent Can Sell Anything
Monday January 16th 2006, 3:31 pm
Filed under: 24,internet crap

Jack Bauer has done a lot. He’s killed like a billion dudes and he’s really good at stopping terrorism. He can triangulate the shit out of pretty much anything and sets up a hard perimeter like nobody’s business. Oh, and he’s good with like every weapon ever and he knows how to disable nuclear warheads and one time he got addicted to heroin when he was undercover busting a drug cartel. Now he can tack another line onto his already-impressive resume: selling japanese snack thingees.

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