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The Best Of Hypocritical Mass
Thursday July 08th 2010, 8:00 am
Filed under: internet crap

- Shows That Would Exist If I Had My Own Television Network.

- How Slayer Is Celebrating The National Day Of Slayer.

- Fuzzy Math & More Fuzzy Math.

- An Interview With An Actual, Real Life Wizard (Who Made Ten Unicorns).

- An Interview With Al Cabino: Sneaker Activist.

- An Interview With A Guy Who Spent An Unbelievable Amount Of Time, Money, And Energy To Track Down Lane Meyer’s Camaro From Better Off Dead.

- The Worst Marketing Campaign Of All Time.

- The Lockhorns Aren’t As Funny As They Used To Be.

- Read Some Things That Rule!

- Read Some Things That Suck!

- I Absolutely Adore Credit Card Transactions.

- The Best Patents Of All Time.

- An Open Letter To The Internet Perverts Who Continually Wind Up On My Website By Searching Google For Strange And Filthy Things.

- Six Failed Palindromes.

- Notes On Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Junior.

- It Came From Carrot Top’s Prop Closet.

- Just A Juggalo.

- How I Would Attempt To Cure Infectious Diseases If The Entire History Of Medicine Were Somehow Forgotten And People Started Asking Me To Treat Their Maladies For Some Reason.

- Seven Awesome Animals.

- Watch Some Cartoons!

- Watch Some Videos!