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Don’t Talk Like A Wrestler.
Wednesday April 29th 2009, 4:52 pm
Filed under: internet crap

Don’t talk like a wrestler, don’t talk like a wrestler, don’t talk like a wrestler, don’t DAMN IT!



The Dog Poo Will Not Bother You Forever.
Tuesday April 21st 2009, 11:53 am
Filed under: internet crap

Thanks, PooTrap.



Now That’s What I Call A Business Card.
Monday April 13th 2009, 11:39 am
Filed under: internet crap

25 years well spent.



Safety First.
Friday April 10th 2009, 4:37 pm
Filed under: internet crap

Ironically enough, 14 people died on the set of this film.



Explosive Calves.
Wednesday April 08th 2009, 9:27 pm
Filed under: internet crap

So that’s his secret.



Hard Ticket To Hawaii.
Wednesday April 08th 2009, 12:48 am
Filed under: internet crap

Plot synopsis from IMDB:

Two drug enforcement agents are killed on a private Hawaiian island. Donna and Taryn, two operatives for The Agency, accidentally intercept a delivery of diamonds intended for drug lord Seth Romero, who takes exception and tries to get them back. Soon other Agency operatives get involved, and a full-scale fight to the finish ensues, complicated here and there by an escaped snake made deadly by Toxic Waste! Written by Ed Sutton {esutton@mindspring.com}

Drug lords, diamonds, AND a mutant snake?! Stop digging, Sutton – you already hit gold!

Being able to contact the guy who wrote it via email gives it a nice, personal touch, too. You don’t see that much with movies these days.



I Just Love 30 Rock.
Monday April 06th 2009, 2:44 pm
Filed under: internet crap

Don’t we all, buddy… don’t we all.



Best Personal Ad Ever.
Sunday April 05th 2009, 12:11 pm
Filed under: internet crap



Shorty Got Low.
Saturday April 04th 2009, 4:21 pm
Filed under: internet crap

Low low low low low low low.