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The La Choy Dragon Is A Dick.
Thursday January 29th 2009, 1:10 pm
Filed under: internet crap

Hey, guy? You’re scaring that Cub Scout. Stop screaming.



I Can Relate.
Wednesday January 28th 2009, 11:59 am
Filed under: internet crap

Seriously – what face would YOU make if someone dangled a plate full of delicious cupcakes right in front of you and then told you not to eat them?



I Never Rapped Again.
Saturday January 24th 2009, 12:33 pm
Filed under: internet crap

It’s a lot harder than it looks.



I Never Wrestled Again.
Saturday January 24th 2009, 11:18 am
Filed under: internet crap

It was all too humiliating.

Plus I don’t speak Spanish.



Rings, VCRs, Chainsaws: What Else Could You Possibly Want For Valentine’s Day?
Tuesday January 13th 2009, 1:17 pm
Filed under: internet crap

(via my new favorite blog Everything Is Terrible)



The Dorkiest Thing I Have Ever Seen.
Monday January 05th 2009, 2:23 pm
Filed under: internet crap

Think you and your buddies are good at Rock Band? Try playing the vocal track on a THEREMIN.

Clara Rockwell’s tombstone just turned green with envy. For real – dude can wail.



An Open Letter To People Who Put This Bumper Sticker On Their Cars.
Monday January 05th 2009, 11:23 am
Filed under: internet crap

Dear People Who Put This Bumper Sticker On Their Cars:

I’m pretty sure pulling to the right for sirens and lights is LEGALLY REQUIRED in this country. Even if it’s not a law, isn’t it common sense to let a 100 mph ambulance pass you? Particularly considering the possibility that there’s a dying person bleeding out inside of it? Is this really something you want to be bragging about on a bumper sticker?

Get off your high horse, people who put this bumper sticker on their cars. We get that you’re good people and all, but it kind of loses its “oomph” factor when you’re LEGALLY OBLIGATED TO DO SO.