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They Don’t Teach You About Swamp Rabbits In History Class.
Tuesday January 09th 2007, 12:22 pm
Filed under: media,news,things that rule

Click image for full story, and here for a picture of Jimmy Carter totally flipping out on a boat. (comic via xkcd)



The Internet Knows Everything About Everything (Except Why People Cry, Which It Can Never Comprehend).
Tuesday January 09th 2007, 11:33 am
Filed under: bizarre,internet crap,media,things that rule,tv,videos

 Back in September I posted a video of a TV pirating incident from 1987. It features a Max Headroom impostor talking gibberish for a while, pulling out his ass, and getting spanked with a fly swatter. If I had to use just one word to describe it, that’s a no brainer: “awesome.”

No, wait: “shred.”

There was no context for the video, no explanation whatsoever. Go figure – it’s a clip of a local broadcast from two decades ago where some dude pulls out his ass. Can you really expect much background information for that? Could there really be that much more to say about it?

Of course there is. This is the internet, remember?

Click the picture of Max Headroom for the full history of a fairly minor pirating incident from twenty years ago, courtesy of Damn Interesting.



Don’t Be A Pussy: Ghostride The Whip.
Monday January 08th 2007, 11:49 am
Filed under: internet crap,music,news,stupidity

 This “phenomenon” is getting pretty big media coverage right now thanks to a couple of kids in California, but ghost ridin’ the whip ain’t nothin new. What’s the matter? You scared? Don’t even sweat it – my man Mistah FAB‘ll give you specific instructions on how to do it. E-40 can help you out, too. Or hey, here’s an idea: just look around on youtube and watch hundreds of idiots almost (or actually) kill themselves.

Now that the “movement” is getting all attention from the media, maybe it’s time to take it to the next level. Some suggestions:

- Jump out of moving car, hop up on hood, cut own head off. (Ghostcapitate The Whip)

- Jump out of moving car, drink poison, die. (Ghostsippin’ On Some Cyzzanide)

- Jump out of moving car, shoot innocent bystanders until police come and shoot you. (Ghostkill A Bunch Of People)

- Jump out of moving car, run across double yellow line, dance in oncoming traffic until you get hit by a car. (Ghostgetyourselfkilledlikeafuckingmoron)

- Drink GHB, jump out of moving car, hop up on hood, put on blindfold, juggle chainsaws. (Ghostdo The Most Awesome Thing Ever)

- Be white, jump out of moving car, get totally terrified and decide to co-opt a more relaxed subset of black culture – possibly reggae, or that “intelligent” hip hop where they don’t call women “bitches.” (Ghostcry Like A Widdle Baby)