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Yet Another Ancient Chinese Secret.
Friday March 16th 2007, 2:00 pm
Filed under: fortune cookies

I’m so glad I took the three seconds to create a fortune cookies tag last week.

This one actually does kind of make sense, though – you just have to read it three times to figure it out.



Ancient Chinese Secret: Part 2.
Friday March 02nd 2007, 1:53 pm
Filed under: fortune cookies,stupidity

Here’s a crappy fortune I got in my fortune cookie earlier this week at a chinese buffet:

That’s not even true. What ever happened to “a friend in need is a friend indeed”? These fortune writers are assholes.

(previously)



Ancient Chinese Secret.
Saturday September 30th 2006, 1:25 pm
Filed under: bizarre,brain exploders,fortune cookies

What’s always behind an able man? A Radio Flyer full of empty whiskey bottles? A trail of blood? Maybe it’s just a sturdy wall for him to lean against. This fortune cookie raised more questions than it answered, really. Anyone have any ideas?

P.S. Worst. Chinese lesson. Ever.