Ironic, Kinda Funny, Or Neither?
Friday August 03rd 2007, 2:10 pm
Filed under: internet crap,polls,stupidity


It’s Not Funny, It’s Tragic.
Friday July 27th 2007, 3:16 pm
Filed under: brain exploders,news,stupidity

There is absolutely nothing funny about two news helicopters crashing into each other while filming a police chase. Nope. Nothing funny about that at all. What kind of sick fuck are you, anyway?

Not funny. Tragic.

All The Joys Of Being At Work While Riding Your Bike.
Tuesday July 24th 2007, 2:14 pm
Filed under: brain exploders,stupidity,technology

I guess I can add a 7th entry to my March entry “Six Stupid Bikes.” Ladies & gentlemen, I give you the Office Chair Bike.

Comes complete with helmet, rear-view mirror, and a letter addressed to your mother explaining why you still aren’t married yet.

(via geekologie)

Michael Jackson As You’ve Never Seen Him Before.
Tuesday July 10th 2007, 11:01 am
Filed under: art,stupidity,videos

 Back in March, the internet was getting a little stagnant. After years of development and innovation, it seemed that things had finally started to slow down. Then May came along and some dude put up a website called whiteglovetracking.com. Allowing users to draw a yellow box around Michael Jackson’s white glove in every single individual frame of a video of him performing Billy Jean, whiteglovetracking.com revolutionized everything. Now you can totally watch a video of Michael Jackson performing Billy Jean with a yellow box around his glove. Super.

To Err Is Stupid.
Thursday July 05th 2007, 11:29 am
Filed under: news,stupidity

We all make mistakes. Sometimes those mistakes are small and cause no harm. Other times those mistakes are huge and egregious and kill a ton of people.

Then there are the ones that fall somewhere in between forgetting to add fabric softener and, oh, I don’t know… genocide. Mistakes that are big enough to make it onto the local news but still small enough for us to laugh at. These aren’t veterans, and they aren’t firefighters, and they didn’t rescue anyone from the collapsing twin towers. These are ordinary Joe Schmoes, regular folks like you or I who just so happened to mistake peacocks for vampires and acid for wine. With that being said, and with the reverence of yesterday’s Independence Day celebrations still fresh in our heads, I’d like to take some time to honor some of America’s most undervalued heroes: complete morons.

Man Mistakes Peacock For Vampire

Man Mistakes Bales Of Pine Straw For Dead Woman, Gives Them CPR

Man Mistakes Neighbor’s Porn DVD For Woman’s Cries For Help, Tries to Rescue Her With A Sword

Man Mistakes Onion Story For Reality

Man Mistakes Acid For Wine, Dies

Man Mistakes His Life For A Game Of Grand Theft Auto

If You’re A Headline Writer For A Celebrity Magazine And Ben Affleck And Jennifer Garner Ever Give A Huge Donation To Charity And You Are Totally Stumped For Some Reason, I’ve Got Just What You Need.
Tuesday July 03rd 2007, 1:06 pm
Filed under: stupidity


What Happens When People End Up On My Website By Google Searching “Tupac.”
Monday June 18th 2007, 8:09 pm
Filed under: internet crap,stupidity

They get pissed and leave comments like this one.

Overheard In Glenview.
Monday June 18th 2007, 1:31 pm
Filed under: brain exploders,stupidity

Teenager #1: If your car gets towed out of a private lot, is that a federal crime?

Teenager #2: I have no idea.

So… How About That John Walsh, Huh?
Monday May 28th 2007, 3:13 pm
Filed under: internet crap,stupidity

Last week I posted something about how John Walsh’s son was abducted from a Sears and how, you know, hey, maybe that was what inspired him to start America’s Most Wanted. Apparently that is exactly what happened and everyone in the entire world knew that except me. So hey – sorry for not knowing everything in the entire world about John Walsh, okay?

The Most Boring Website Of All Time.
Monday May 28th 2007, 3:03 pm
Filed under: bizarre,brain exploders,internet crap,stupidity

Some dude has a website about unusual screws.

Stop the internet, I wanna get off.

(via bb)