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Happy New Year, Internet.
Wednesday December 31st 2008,
Filed under: internet crap

I triple-dog-dare you to party as hard as Michael Anthony of Van Halen tonight.


Don’t do it though. Seriously. You’ll die.



December 29 Is National Give-A-Nerd-A-Bear-Hug Day.
Monday December 29th 2008,
Filed under: internet crap


If You Still Haven’t Bought Me My Hanukkah Present…
Monday December 22nd 2008,
Filed under: internet crap


They Don’t Make ‘Em Like This Anymore.
Monday December 22nd 2008,
Filed under: internet crap


One Of These Things Is Not Like The Other.
Friday December 19th 2008,
Filed under: internet crap


The Wunder Boner.
Thursday December 18th 2008,
Filed under: internet crap


Hyperinflation Is Hilarious.
Thursday December 11th 2008,
Filed under: internet crap


This Guy Sucks At Driving Drunk While Masturbating (At 120 MPH).
Tuesday December 09th 2008,
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I Have Won Many Fights.
Monday December 08th 2008,
Filed under: internet crap