I gotta tell you guys: I’m pooped.

Summer is winding down, Mario Strikers: Charged is out for Wii and I’m barely using my Blockbuster Online account. Posting has felt a little bit like a chore for me these last few weeks - that’s probably why I haven’t really done it very much lately. I think you know what I’m getting at here.

I’m taking a little break.

I’ll be back in September for more bitching and moaning on a semi-regular basis, but for the rest of August things are going to be pretty dead around here. To tide you over, I’ve put together a little collection of “classic” Hypocritical Mass posts for you to peruse at your leisure while I’m gone. Don’t worry - it’ll only feel like an eternity.

Enjoy the rest of your summer, douchebags!

The Best Of Hypocritical Mass

- The Lockhorns Aren’t As Funny As They Used To Be.

- Shows That Would Exist If I Had My Own Television Network.

- The Second Life Series.

- I Absolutely Adore Credit Card Transactions.

- An Interview With Al Cabino: Sneaker Activist.

- How Slayer Is Celebrating The National Day Of Slayer.

- Quiz: Does He Like Me?

- An Interview With An Actual, Real Life Wizard (Who Made Ten Unicorns).

- The Worst Marketing Campaign Of All Time.

- The Best Patents Of All Time.

- Fuzzy Math & More Fuzzy Math.

- An Open Letter To The Internet Perverts Who Continually Wind Up On My Website By Searching Google For Strange And Filthy Things.

- Six Failed Palindromes.

- Notes On Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Junior.

- It Came From Carrot Top’s Prop Closet.

- Just A Juggalo.

- How I Would Attempt To Cure Infectious Diseases If The Entire History Of Medicine Were Somehow Forgotten And People Started Asking Me To Treat Their Maladies For Some Reason.

- Seven Awesome Animals.

- An Interview With A Guy Who Spent An Unbelievable Amount Of Time, Money, And Energy To Track Down Lane Meyer’s Camaro From Better Off Dead.

- Read Some Things That Rule!

- Read Some Things That Suck!

- Watch Some Cartoons!

- Watch Some Videos!