Hey, you. Yeah, you. The “street artist.” I’m really sad to hear that things aren’t going so well for you these days. What’s going on? It’s so weird that someone living in the third largest city in the United States could feel “so fucking lonely,” you know? There’s people all over the place. We literally live on top of each other around here. Seriously. How can you feel “so fucking lonely”? Unless… hey! Wait! I think I get it! Are you making a statement about how even though we live in such a densely populated area, we’re all still strangers to one another? Is it about how it’s possible to feel completely alienated and alone even though you’re completely surrounded by other people? Is that what’s going on here? That’s great and everything, but it’s too bad you had to totally bum me out when I was just walking down the street, enjoying some really nice weather. You could’ve written anything. Why not something like “BALLOONS ARE SO FUCKING FUN” or “SMILE - IT’S SO FUCKING FREE”? You blew it, dude. Sigh. Anonymous bummers suck.